"You gon' have to go to court for stabbing me, motherfucker." -said calmly and sternly by a young woman to her male companion on the x2 this morning. Said woman was holding the hand of a toddler. Is it a problem that I hardly found this comment blog-worthy? Am I running out of material from over-stimulation?
The following exchange also happened this morning outside the Rite Aid where I went to get my Monster energy drink fix.
Older, disheveled, drunken man stumbling off the bus: "Hey miss - can you help me out?"Me: "What do you need help with?"
Man: "Will you marry me?"
Me: "Haha.Ha."
Man: "Seriously... will you marry me?"
Ah, H Street. It does wonders for a gal's self esteem .
This was my quote of the day today: "hey whitey where you been all my life? Imma marry you"
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