Lady on the D6, on the phone: "Before I met you, I wasn't nothing but a regular bitch on the corner." Now there's some good old fashioned Northeast-style self esteem. Nothing says love quite that way.
Dude at a bus stop watches me get on my bike following a group run, and comments: "You're ridin a bike after running? Calves ain't big enough!"
Wasn't that first one a line from Pretty Woman...???
ReplyDeletebahahah, god, it's so hilariously good to read your blog - these kinds of things just don't happen in Eugene, Oregon. In a terrifying way, I kind of miss DC...
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