Spotted by the 92

Spotted near the 92? A confused looking 300 + lb woman. She is most likely on drugs given her dazed, disheveled presentation. Her eyes are almost all the way closed. She is not walking in a straight line. In fact, her zig-zag walk pattern is impressively complex. She appears to be in her mid-fifties, although it's sometimes hard to tell with her... lifestyle. She is wearing an over-sized aqua blue T-shirt. The t shirt reads: "Single and Looking." Yes. Gentleman, hold on to your pants. This one's comin' after you.