Are ya eatin' my bagel?

"C'mon, ladies, let's get moving. I gotta get goin. What, are ya eatin' my bagel back there?" -sweaty middle aged balding man in orthopaedic shoes, sweating profusely and pacing nervously at the Corner Bakery. Lesson of the day- it's always good to talk down to the people who prepare your food. This does not encourage them to spit in/drop/otherwise worsen the food you just paid for.